it sucks being the ugly quiet rude sarcastic emotionally unstable friend with the attention span of a goldfish
i’ve never read something so accurate
jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy
I didn’t know I needed this. Now it’s here, shining on my dashboard. At last I see the light, and it’s like a whole new world.
one day i’ll be really attractive and you’ll all be sorry